Dear...

Dear overly immature high school students,

You realize your insane level of obnoxious behavior right? Or maybe you’re just too caught up in the search for brain cells to comprehend surroundings. Oh you know the friend of a guy of a girl’s sister who looked at you. Congratulations, he was probably trying to figure out why there were a bunch of children out roaming around alone. NOT SAFE. Despite your failed attempts at dressing yourself and your pounds of caked on makeup, you don’t look or act any more mature. Your he said, she said bologna isn’t much fun to overhear either. Learn to face a problem face to face. Be civilized but wise. You can start by eliminating “OMG”, “YOLO” and “SWAG” from your vocabulary. If I hear it one more time, you will be smacked into oblivion. It’s not cool to be ignorant. Oh, and liking a band is ok. But you shouldn’t have Harry Styles’ face on your nails and “Mrs. Styles” on your shirt. Be normal. Society begs you..

Oh you’re pants are on the ground, very attractive. Do you remember when wearing a belt actually had a purpose? No? Well I do. Oh, but it’s a song and it looks cool..to have your pants on the ground. Your argument has no effect on the sane people in society. Pull em up buttercup. Foul language isn’t really appreciated Sir Curses a Lot. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth reeking of alcohol and hatred? Language and life are beautiful, don’t ruin it for those who care.  

Take advice,

An annoyed school mate